| TREVOR NOAH |
US TV's Daily Show team and its host, Trevor Noah decided to act on behalf of Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg and wife, Priscilla Chan's baby Max in respect of their recent donation of 99% of their facebook stock to charity. See it below:
Dear Mom and Dad,
First,
if you have something to say, you can say it to my face instead of
posting it on the internet for the whole goddamn world to see.
Second,
congrats on out-humble-bragging the world. Seriously, how can anyone
else post to Facebook about their newborn child when you’ve set the bar
at GIVING AWAY 45 BILLION DOLLARS IN FACEBOOK SHARES TO CURE DEATH or
whatever crazy world salvation and tax evasion was in that long essay?
Third,
what are you doing? Those were going to be my shares, and you’re giving
them to charity? And not just any charity, your own charity which
technically isn’t even a charity, but a limited liability corporation??
SMH.
I
get it. I’m going to be rich for the rest of my life with nothing to
worry about (other than the fact I will be the most observed person on
the planet with literally everyone being aware of every move I make for
the rest of my life), but come on dudes! Don’t take the one thing that
was going to be cool about being your kid (the money!!!) and warp it
into me being responsible for fixing the world that your generation and
the Baby Boomers fucked up. That’s totally on you guys.
Sincerely, Max
P.S.
Dad, please don’t ever milk me for retweets again. Yeah, I said
“retweets,” asshole. I wish I was Jack Dorsey’s or Ev Williams’s
daughter. Now change my diaper, I just wrecked it.
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